S.Patricia

21. College student. "Girly" girl. The amount of inappropriate comments I make will increase during awkward social situations.
"The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue."

louis ck ( on gay marriage ; shameless )

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springhasforgottenthisgarden:

“I want a soul mate who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don’t already know, and make me laugh. I don’t care what you look like, just turn me on. And if you can do that, I will follow you on bloody stumps through the snow. I will nibble your mukluks with my own teeth. I will do your windows. I will care about your feelings. Just have something in there.”
- Henry Rollins





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springhasforgottenthisgarden:

“I want a soul mate who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don’t already know, and make me laugh. I don’t care what you look like, just turn me on. And if you can do that, I will follow you on bloody stumps through the snow. I will nibble your mukluks with my own teeth. I will do your windows. I will care about your feelings. Just have something in there.”

- Henry Rollins

modernate:

When was the last time you didn’t tell the truth? This particular poster series by Justin Barber, called Truth and Lies, depicts the common lies we tell ourselves and others alongside the brutal and hilarious truth. 

Had to purchase. I thought it was hilarious. Also, I’m easily amused.

Had to purchase. I thought it was hilarious. Also, I’m easily amused.

wakeup-maggie:

boxlunches:

johnwatsonandunwaveringloyalty:

musafeer:





Nooooiiiiice.

i love noor so much

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I’m way too invested in tv shows.

I’m way too invested in tv shows.

Sometimes I have poor money management.

Sometimes I have poor money management.

itsanthonygrey:

Iron Man, is that you?

itsanthonygrey:

Iron Man, is that you?

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